The Right Resistance: Senile Joe Biden’s rooting out systemic racism, a woke employer’s guide
If anyone remained unconvinced that Joe Biden and his administration are unequivocally race obsessed, all doubt was dispelled last week in the president’s and vice president’s post
Derek Chauvin verdict (in Minnesota) remarks.
While the chief executive and every Democrat was using the opportunity to propound their all-race-all-the-time virtue signaling nonsense, behind the scenes, Biden’s bureaucrats were busy planning to go after public school kids on the topic as well. These totalitarians will stop at nothing to turn the United States into a “woke” liberal fiefdom full of mind-controlled zombies. Scary.
“Education is not typically a high-profile policy area for administrations, but it's proving problematic for President Joe Biden as his team pushes teaching plans Republicans view as dangerously ‘woke.’ ...
“Now, another classroom clash is brewing. However, this time it's over the Biden administration's efforts to incentivize so-called ‘woke’ lessons for teachers and students alike by offering federal grant money. Biden's Education Department [last week] proposed introducing two new priorities for funding covering American history and civics education programs and activities. The first strives to elevate projects that ‘incorporate racially, ethnically, culturally, and linguistically diverse perspectives’ into their syllabi, while the other aims to improve ‘information literacy.’ ...
“The push for a ‘woke’ syllabus was previewed early in Biden's term when he signed an executive order directing his administration to adopt a ‘whole-of-government’ approach to addressing racial inequity. It is also a pivot from Trump administration initiatives such as the 1776 Commission, which was comprised of an advisory committee dedicated to ‘patriotic education.’”
As if everything else weren’t bad enough, now senile Joe and his evil race hustlers are brainwashing the kids, too. If they get their way, the entire next generations will believe in crapola concepts like “systemic racism” and buy into how America was established squarely on the backs of African slaves.
The mindset is bound to creep into federal hiring, too, if it hasn’t already. Sooner or later the powers-that-be will probe everything about an applicant’s background for telltale signs of racism. Here’s what it could look like:
Rooting out “systemic racism,” a “woke” employer’s guide.
Since our president and other Democrat party members have seen fit to suggest that racism pervades American culture and human nature, and that by definition, every white person (which includes persons of color who have a certain yet-to-be-determined percentage of European ancestry) is irreversibly prejudiced, our benevolent federal government overseers will need to devise a test for potential hires at all levels of screening.
We’re going to root out them dang racists, aren’t we? Let’s get ‘em!
In this spirit, I’ve designed a questionnaire for the hiring managers to require all pale-looking people to complete during the initial vetting period for employment. They must fill it out regardless of their claimed ethnic background. Latent bias rules the world, doesn’t it? Time to act, now! This is an existential crisis in every Democrat’s brain! So here goes.
Disclaimer: In order to be considered for employment with federal, state or local government entities, you must first provide complete responses to each of the following questions. The correctness of your answers will be assessed by appointees of the executive branch, leading academics from the most accredited Ivy League and West Coast colleges and esteemed members of the media, such as Oprah Winfrey and Don Lemon. Confidentiality is not guaranteed and if you’re deemed to have perjured yourself on any query, God rest your soul (not a religious reference, by the way). Beyond that, you will be contacted by the Justice Department’s task force on eradicating racism, or the president’s race czar, or both, should you provide inappropriate input.
You have one hour to complete the examination.
“Are you a racist? No really, are you a racist? No, really, really, really -- are, you, a, RACIST? Are you sure? Can you prove you’re not a racist? How many black people have been to your house or apartment in the past five years? How about non-white Hispanics? What about Asians, Pacific Islanders or southeast Asian Hindus or Muslims? Or Australian Aborigines? Eskimos? Zulu tribe members? If none, how many did you invite to come over? Do you have any minority person’s contact information in your phone? If so, how many? When was the last time you interacted with a person of color in public? Did you go out of your way to avoid them? Or, did you compliment them for their ability to persevere in this awful racist nation?
“Who did you vote for president in 2020? (Under penalty of perjury, you must provide the time and place you voted to verify the truth of your assertion, unless you swear an oath that you chose Joe Biden in a mail-in ballot). Was your ability to vote suppressed in any way? (I.E., were you asked to show ID?) Have you ever contributed to the racist Republican Party?
“Have you gotten the COVID-19 vaccine? If not, you’re a racist, because higher percentages of minorities die from the pandemic.
“If you are of European ethnic ancestry, please provide documentation demonstrating the veracity of your answers. Tell the truth, dang it!
“Have you read the entire 1619 project? If not, why not? Would you like a free copy? Is it because you are a racist and don’t believe that slavery dominated every aspect of early America and still does to this day? Do you feel that the 1619 project isn’t inclusive enough, and it should be expanded to include the oppression of the English settlers over the Native American tribes? Should Christopher Columbus be dragged out of his grave and tried for racist treason against indigenous peoples of the world? (Note: Posthumous trials weren’t out of the question in centuries past. Revisit the strange tale of Oliver Cromwell and his missing head.) Would you like to see Columbus’s skeletal skull on a spike in front of the White House?
“Are there any other historic figures that deserve an equally thorough once-over for extolling racism? Do you support the removal/destruction of racist monuments and statues?
“Did you recently, or have you ever, visited an overtly racist historic site? Have you been to a Civil War battlefield? If so, which one(s)? Were they sites of glorious Union victories or tragic defeats at the hands of the racist Confederate forces fueled by hatred? Have you been to a place where Nathan Bedford Forrest (the founder of the KKK) fought? If yes, are you remorseful for it? Do you now renounce your fondness for the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ because the title character is related to and named after the heinous racist traitor?
“Have you visited Mount Vernon (George Washington’s home), Monticello (Thomas Jefferson’s home) or Montpelier (James Madison’s home)? If so, did you receive academically accepted and truthful instruction on their racist beliefs? Did you pay sufficient attention and homage to the slave quarters (if any) on the property? Did you demand that the governing bodies of these institutions include proper tutelage on the racist history of the colonial period? Are you willing to turn in souvenirs from your visit?
“How about Colonial Williamsburg? Should Virginia’s colonial capital deemphasize its contribution to the racist American cause and instead provide programming on the Founders’ connection to the murder of George Floyd? Did you say ‘Hands up, don’t shoot!’ or, ‘I can’t breathe!’ if you interacted with a white interpreter?
“Are you prepared to relinquish your firearms? As everyone knows, the media indicates mass shooters are usually white and harbor racist beliefs tied to a rightwing militia group or pro-life organization. Guns and racism mix together like bees and honey. Not allowed here!
“Do you believe the Bible is racist? No, really, do you? Are you aware that there are numerous tales of racism and slavery in the Bible? Are you also aware that the Jewish people calling themselves ‘The chosen ones’ is racist? Did you know that modern depictions of Jesus as a fair-haired, blue eyed white man are racist (according to the ‘experts’, because of his probable ethnic background Jesus most likely had dark colored hair, brown eyes and pigmented skin)? Do you believe your church or synagogue should declare itself racist?
“Lastly, after having truthfully responded to the above, would you like to change your answer to the first question? Are you a racist?
“If your reply is still no, you are a LIAR!”
Don’t laugh, this type of thing could easily be in the works. With the Democrats’ fixation on race and its connection to maintaining power, you’d best prepare for a predawn raid at your home by federal law enforcement goons bent on seizing computers, communication devices and your guns. They’ll toss you in the pokey faster than you can say, “I’m not a racist.”
That’s part and parcel of living in Joe Biden’s America.
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